@work

me: /opens email
me: /closes email
me: /searches pokemon on google
me: /looks at phone to see if vet called yet
me: /puts more pencil lead into pencil
me: /checks phone again to see if i have maybe gone temporarily deaf and did not hear vet calling
me: /puts calculator away
me: /organizes post it notes
me: /checks phone just in case it accidentally died and i did not hear the vet calling
me: /types up email to mom
me: /opens new tab in chrome
me: /closes new tab in chrome
coworker: /walks in
coworker: stop working so hard you’re making the rest of us feel bad