fruitsgarden:

sircuddlebuns:

thestorieswesay:

mom-parkour-club:

tigrismedve:

My sister’s roommate is an architect. Check out their suspended tree.

fUCK architecTS GOD DAMN

that’s a weird way to spell ‘wizard’ 

what happens when someone accidentally bumps into it tho

The architect feels the motion and briskly makes its way to the vibration source. They then inject the person with enough neurotoxin to paralyse or kill, before wrapping their prey up in silk and carrying them back to their nest where they can safely drink the liquefied entrails.