GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????
THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE
LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL OVER ME
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????
SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…
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