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boarboy:

Videogames: you can choose from twenty different eyelashes!!!! oh but you can’t be fat

Yeah, whine about how you can’t have a fat character that can scale walls, or sprint. Please whine more.

you’re so right kiddo….. games are very realistic……. like the parts where you die and then come back again? classic realism. 

but we can’t have fat people in videogames because fat people are the real fantasy creatures and not like… the dragons. and of course, every thin person can scale a wall. sure sure.

How you know folks are full of shit: when they believe talking dragons and fucking bipedal tiger people are more realistic than a fat person kicking ass.

And don’t dare mention making fat mythical creature characters like fat elves or something. Lord they really lose their minds