Network Executive: We think you’re perfect for this role Orlando. We’re ready to make an offer.
Tro: That’s awesome. I’m sure my team will be in touch with your business affairs guys to work out all the deal points.
Network Executive: Oh yeah. Totally. Just one thing though…
Tro: What’s up?
Network Executive: The whole… social media thing.
Tro: How do you mean?
Network Executive: It’s just… we totally love how you engage with fans. We’d just need you to do… less.
Tro: Less what?
Network Executive: Like, you should absolutely live tweet with the fans and do fun Q&A’s and stuff.
Tro: Um…OK.
Network Executive: But maybe, I don’t know… less direct criticism at the showrunners and writers.
Tro: When have I ever personally criticized a showrunner?
Network Executive: On your last show.
Tro: Can you give me an example?
silence
Network Executive: There’s just some concern that you’re a bit aggressive in calling out the show?
Tro: I see.
Network Executive. We love what you do though. It’s very clever. It’s just that there are a lot of politics involved.
Tro: Let me make sure I’m hearing you. If I’m on the show, and the writers are doing something that’s actively hurting the show, and ignoring the fans, I should just… do nothing?
Network Executive: It’s not the right forum. People take it personally. I mean… do you want to be a media critic or an actor?
Tro: (ignoring the last question) But you want me to live tweet?
Network Executive: If you could that would be amazing.
Tro: Are you paying me for that?
Network Executive: (confused) That’s not really our policy.
Tro: Cool. Totally get it.
Network Executive: Thanks man. We really appreciate your understanding.
Never gets a call back. Reads in Variety that the part was offered to someone else.
Petition for someone to create a webseries called Sidelined – starring Orlando Jones, Nicole Beharie, Arden Cho, Sinqua Wells, Keahu Kahuanui, Alycia Debnam Carey and Ricky Whittle – that’s literally just real talk about actual racist/sexist/homophobic casting bullshit filtered through the protective lens of three thinly-veiled fictional shows, aka The Century, Teenshifters and Tired Hole.
I mean, at this point, I’m betting you could fund the entire first series on Kickstarter in about a week. Ten days, tops.