the biggest fuckup was naming time periods after an intrinsically relative notion like “modern” like congratulations asshole now you locked us into a bunch of relational shittery like “premodern” “postmodern” “postpostmodern” “extrapostmodern” when will it fucking end will we enter some new post(post)modern level of irony where we just start innovating new affixes to append to the term just to make it even less comprehensible because that’s some doublepostextramodern shit if i ever heard some
no joke our current era is tentatively called metamodern
Tag: finally someone else sees it
#aka the scene where i lost my shit and started sobbing in a theater full of children
AKA the part where everyone in the theatre lost their shit.
They all had someone to comfort them and draw close to when they thought they were going to die. All of them but Woody. Because Bo Peep is gone.
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
Go think about what you just said
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HAVE MERCY