My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.
me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:
Tag: lol yes
a save brooklyn nine-nine protest outside fox headquarters where everyone brings their own guitar to play while screaming incoherently

How to make a female character:
reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
BARS
Stranger Things s3 prediction:
The Monster™: *physically shows up*
Joyce Byers:
fun gender neutral things to call your partner:
- OPPONENT
what’s the mood tonight??











