Reality TV show idea: instead of “married at first sight” or “love at first kiss”, there’s a “band at first sight” show where a group of musicians (with varying skill levels and influences/styles) are put into a band together and have a week to figure out how to NOT sound like total shit playing together, before performing in front of Simon Cowell and/or other equivalent music judges. If obnoxious confession cams and fake drama have to be added for the sake of ratings, then so be it
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
mexican recipes: start cooking with the sunrise only after you have all your 54 ingredients lined up in front of you to hopefully be done by lunch time, theres a very specific order and method to mix in each ingredient which will be whispered to you by the humming birds and the rustle of leaves in the little town your abuela was born in
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