Built by Patrick Romero
Now THIS is a tiny house I could live in
I NEED IT
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one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage
my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict
Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire
Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.
That is so sweet I might just stab someone
A new video game where you play someone with no skills and no weapons. The object is to get killed as fast as possible while a heavily armed badass tries to protect you. Call it “Escort Mission”

If you’re not single and you’re not taken, then what?
I’m just completely unavailable. I’m a character you can’t unlock.
game: you should go here!
me: goes literally everywhere but there, i must explore all before advancing plot
Game: no really! It’s life or death! I need you there today!
Me: better travel across the land to make sure I have the best outfit and exhaust every dialogue with companions first.

I really hope platonic and familial relationships have more focus as opposed to romantic ones in Tri.









